Moms are the Best Invention Ever

Can I just say that my mom is incredible? Whenever I lose faith, she always maintains faith and prays during her waking hours and wakes up at night and prays more. When I think all is lost, she keeps on knocking on the doors of Heaven. (And in addition to all that, she somehow manages to keep ten people nourished and orderly.)

I'm sorry, Edison, but your lightbulb doesn't begin to compare to the invention of a mother.