Last night, Rebecca's cow, Speed...er, something or other, gave birth to a little baby girl! This is a very welcomed expansion for Rebecca's herd of bovine speedsters. Legend has it, or rather a truthful farm tale, that this calf's great-great-great-great grandmother was taken to a cattle sale several years back. When she was taken out of the trailer she made a breakaway and tore off down the road. She galloped through fields and roads for quite some time, before being halted by a busy highway. This heroic feat earned her the name Speed from the farmer that bought her. And her daughter became Rebecca's first cow, which became the matriarch of Rebecca's large cattle herd.
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